Kuryuha ask my Translation

Because he has this filipina friend talk like this:

BaBy
03/6/2009 3:58 am


I said,I do not understand ur Shorcut language mo,
Example ha, "aq" Mean AKO,
that! Ur r so No mind!
And,
SHIT HAPPEN mostly to me so Dont worry,
Because of you!
And Be CraZy Be STUPID Be WiLD be Silly?
Ur so "bawdy" So much,
Tagalog naman,PAra may kunti kang naLAman:

Kahit CLue Lang HIndi mo ba "G"?
Ano kang klasing STUDENT,
I think baka MA "G" nila ang Language ko sa mga hindi naka SkuL,
Kahit Grade 1 pa nga eh!
Hmmm so now,BIbigyan kTa ng Pagkakataong hindi mag inis sau!
ALam mo naiinis na ako sa u,
Ngeun,bumaba na dahiL may Nag tatawa saaking kaibigan,
ENGLISH NAMAN:
GOod Bye

Kuryuha comment me with this:

kuryuha
Posted 03/6/2009 11:28 pm


hm..
mybe.. YUI n BOA
haha..
u ?

hey..
can u help me to translet thiz :

[Kahit CLue Lang HIndi mo ba "G"?
Ano kang klasing STUDENT,
I think baka MA "G" nila ang Language ko sa mga hindi naka SkuL,
Kahit Grade 1 pa nga eh!
Hmmm so now,BIbigyan kTa ng Pagkakataong hindi mag inis sau!
ALam mo naiinis na ako sa u,
Ngeun,bumaba na dahiL may Nag tatawa saaking kaibigan,
ENGLISH NAMAN:
GOod Bye ]

My reply to Kuryuha

Xiao John
Posted 03/7/2009 10:15 pm

I try my best I also don't understand..she's talking about...and usually those people live in province doesn't speak tagalong fluently...
I Had this hard time to translate his words..
because shes talking w/ none sense...

Can u give me some clue did u not get it?
What kind of student u are,
I think they will get my language for those who will not be able to study in school.
Even grade 1 student
Hmm so now, I will give you a chance so I will not get mad to you!
You know what I used to get mad to you,
now,my angered to you goes down because there is someone laughing to my friend.